A one thousand mile cycle ride from Lands End to John O'Groats in support of The British Heart Foundation accompanied by two guys who should know better, an ageing bike and a swarm of enthusiastic Scotish midges.
Friday 17 June 2011
The Handlebars of the StarShip Horton
Chris's handlebar gadgets get out of control!
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Now then boys, such devices contravene the Road Traffic Acts and as such are illegal to be fitted to road going vehicles of a cycling nature.
Why on earth you require a battery charger and battery meter tester heaven knows, unless you have electrified Mr Horton's bicycle to aid his slow progress. As to the Caulking Gun are you planning to do a bit of plumbing on your way through Cumbria, if so give me a call as I need my bathroom shower finishing off.
PC Nick Berry Cumbria Constabulary - Safer Stronger Cumbria Brampton Police Station Longtown Road Brampton CA8 1SJ
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ReplyDeleteNow then boys, such devices contravene the Road Traffic Acts and as such are illegal to be fitted to road going vehicles of a cycling nature.
Why on earth you require a battery charger and battery meter tester heaven knows, unless you have electrified Mr Horton's bicycle to aid his slow progress. As to the Caulking Gun are you planning to do a bit of plumbing on your way through Cumbria, if so give me a call as I need my bathroom shower finishing off.
PC Nick Berry
Cumbria Constabulary - Safer Stronger Cumbria
Brampton Police Station
Longtown Road
Brampton
CA8 1SJ
Telephone: 0845 33 00 247
Email: BramptonNPT@cumbria.police.uk
Well it's a handlebar alright Jim, but not as we know it!
ReplyDeleteMontgomery "Scotty" Scott