A one thousand mile cycle ride from Lands End to John O'Groats in support of The British Heart Foundation accompanied by two guys who should know better, an ageing bike and a swarm of enthusiastic Scotish midges.
Wednesday 15 June 2011
40 Miles Before Lunch
Cycling has it's small luxuries after all!
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Hey guys ..... avoid the temptation to eat those calorie laden British Jam Scones & Cream Teas and get plenty of those carbs down you! .... I can personally vouch for there benefit.
Hey Jen tells me that you're succumbing to those goddam British Cream Teas on your bicycle jaunt across little old England and Scotland!
Let me tell you I didn't win the Tour de France a record seven consecutive times eating your goddam British Cream Teas ..... drugs maybe, but Cream Teas never.
I hope your support crew is keeping up with you as I understand you're having a few directional and technical issues.
Look, my top tips to ya'll are:
1.Never loose site of your Team Sponsor Support Car and Press Motorcycle Outriders!
2. Share the pace-making throughout the stages to avoid arriving late for evening dinner!
Have a nice day! Lance Armstrong Chairman & Founder Lance Armstrong Foundation
Hey guys ..... avoid the temptation to eat those calorie laden British Jam Scones & Cream Teas and get plenty of those carbs down you! .... I can personally vouch for there benefit.
ReplyDeleteAll my love
Jennifer Aniston xxx
Hey you Northern Boys, the next time you eat at one of my places make sure you leave a bigger tip than last time!
ReplyDeleteRick Stein
Proprietor
Stein's Patisserie
Lanadwell Street
Padstow
Cornwall
Open every day 9am - 4pm
Hi guys
ReplyDeleteHey Jen tells me that you're succumbing to those goddam British Cream Teas on your bicycle jaunt across little old England and Scotland!
Let me tell you I didn't win the Tour de France a record seven consecutive times eating your goddam British Cream Teas ..... drugs maybe, but Cream Teas never.
I hope your support crew is keeping up with you as I understand you're having a few directional and technical issues.
Look, my top tips to ya'll are:
1.Never loose site of your Team Sponsor Support Car and Press Motorcycle Outriders!
2. Share the pace-making throughout the stages to avoid arriving late for evening dinner!
Have a nice day!
Lance Armstrong
Chairman & Founder
Lance Armstrong Foundation