Monday 27 June 2011

Epilogue

A wonderful adventure and a fantastic achievement. LEJOG is a proper challenge in that it tests not just your physical fitness but your ability to keep your body supplied with fuel; your mental toughness and on an unsupported ride, such as this, your ability to look after the health of both yourself and your bicycle.

Each day we used up to 4000 calories during the ride alone and each day we had to ensure we put them all back. Carbohydrates for quick energy release; electrolytes to stop the on set of cramp; water to keep the body hydrated and protein after the ride to help the muscle tissue repair and strengthen.

Days are long (we averaged 66 miles per day) and invariably a good morning would be followed by a bad afternoon or vice versa. My mind goes back to our second day on Dartmoor in 30mph winds and torrential rain when it would have been so easy to give it all up. In those situations it's an ability to think no further than the next mile that counts, a belief in your own ability to get through anything that's thrown at you and keep a smile on your face. Chris is an example to us all of that sort of tenacity. Chris couldn't do hills. Whilst in Cornwall, he'd try every hill before collapsing in a heap, composing himself and trying again. It was like watching a blue bottle trying to get through a glass window. I'll never know how he got from Par Sands, through 30mph winds, a raft of 15% hills and incesant, torrential rain to reach Mortonhampstead as the sun went down. For much of the trip we suspected that Chris had a secret support crew who'd turn up and ferry him to the next location. The truth is that Chris journeyed to each stage point on a treadmill of true grit. Knowing Chris, he'll have a philosophy for this, something about eating elephants and doing not trying and only having one life and...but it's not the philosophy but the actions that count and for me Chris's achievement was truly exceptional.

There are those who will tell you that you need to train for months for LEJOG, putting thousands of miles in is the only way to ensure you are capable of completing the challenge. I'd probably be one of those guys. For those of you reading this blog who'd love to take on LEJOG but can't do the hours of preparation then...meet Eddie. To say that Eddie bought his bike on the way to Lands End for the start of the tour, would be an overstatement but not by much. Eddie's 220 miles of training probably started the week before we left. His knowledge of cycling was once recorded on the top of a match head and his understanding of the challenge in front of us has justifiably been compared to Kerry Kantona's comprehension of algorithmic expression. But Eddie never doubted his ability to complete this venture, life is a series of loosely calculated risks for him, he knew he was very fit, he had a bike and if he kept the sun over his shoulders he was reasonably sure of the direction he should take. And that was enough for him to give it a go. Eddie finished the challenge even stronger than he started it. In truth he could have done it all again and he did it with a grin from ear to ear, the odd practical joke and a willingness to share his "Voice of an Eagle" with all those who'd listen or were unfortunate enough to be in ear shot! Whilst his dad was away, Harry, Eddie's son, took off his stabilisers and rode his bike for the first time. Inspirational isn't he Harry?

You can't help but wonder at the distances involved. 928 miles and I guess somewhere in the region of 90 hours in the saddle. On reflection, of course, the odds were in favour of us falling off a few times. According to our survey that happens once in every 18 hours of cycling. We got two punctures, the chain fell off once every 20 hours and every 900 miles or so one of us crashed in to a car, broke his bike or had to give up. That, unfortunately, was my fate. On reflection, a padded racing seat and a back up vehicle with a spare bike would have guaranteed a finish but part of the fun of this adventure was it's unsupported nature. I'll go back in the next few weeks and complete the last few days, how could I not given the amazing sponsorship and support we've received from all of our friends. I'm disappointed I couldn't finish it all in one go but I wouldn't change the experience for the world.
...and next year...we'll see!

2 comments:

  1. Phil, Chris & Eddie

    Congratulations to you all in completing LEJOG 2011 and keeping us so well informed and entertained during the last two weeks with your BLOGGING.

    Looking forward to seeing you all next year!

    Rick Stein (tight tippers)
    Chris Evans
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    Lance Armstrong (Next time Phil change your outriders)
    Jan Ullrich (Das nächste Mal ändern Sie Ihr Vorreiter)
    Maurizio Fondriest (shame'a about da bike)
    Kerry Katona xxx (love ya still)
    Mark Croft (cash only)
    Ryan Giggs (pop into Wales next time .... I did)
    Sir Ian McKellan (weel done luvvies)
    Sir Thomas Sean Connery
    Sir Alex Ferguson
    Sir Chris Hoy
    Sir Bruce Forsyth (stop press)
    Andy Murray (been there and it's tough!)
    Dale Winton
    Helen Baines (Knit & Natter)
    Prof Stephen Hawking (wel .. dun .. boyz!)
    Lenoard Nimoy (live long and prosper)
    Scottie ("It's life, Jim, but not as we know it")
    Anne Robinson (goodbye you are the weakest link)
    Matt Allwright & sidekick Dan Penteado
    WEST YORKSHIRE POLICE
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    Orange (Payments & Billing Department - bill on its way)
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    Gordon Ramsey
    Ewen McGregor
    Nick Berry
    Alex Salmond MSP MP (sassenachs - from the Saxon)
    Jim 'Midge' Ure (from Vienna!)
    The Big Yin (park yer bike now boys!)
    Barry & Robin Gibb (ah, ah, ah, ah, staying alive)
    Cilla Black (surprise surprise)
    "Frankie" Boyle
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    Bob (sorry I missed you, Sharon says Hiya boys)

    and of course Anne ... HRH The Princess Royal

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  2. Hi Phil

    Have just got back to work after our hols and logged on to catch up on your adventures. So sorry you didn't quite manage to complete the ride but I'm pretty sure it was the right decision judging by the vivid description of the agony you were in! I'm sure you'll finish it next time.....! Congrats to Eddie and Chris for their achievement too - great picture at JOG. If you're going to do it all again next year - hopefully without the sore a**e this time - give us a shout and we'll meet you at Kirkby Lonsdale again for a reunion. Wayne says he'll even wear his best dress for the occasion :o) Best wishes, Sarah the pub singer and Wayne the cross-dresser.

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