A long day in prospect but I don't think any of us knew just how long!
We were to meet Nicola a colleague of Eddie's at our final destination. Lovely Nicola had offered to cook us dinner and wash our clothes but it wasn't to be. Our bedraggled contingent still hadn't arrived at 9.15.
Stopping off for medical treatment on my baboons backside we reached the outskirts of Glasgow when Eddie decided he preferred the floor to his sadle. A nasty fall and bruises to match but very lucky it was nothing more serious.
Our navigation of the Clyde was to be "interesting". The official route had us going through the Clyde tunnel. Surely not? But it was too late. We wizzed through the Clyde Tunnel to a deafening chorus of lorry horns. Strangely Chris appeared to have few problems negotiating the steep exit road. We both flew out and waited at the other side fully expecting to see Eddie emerge on the bonnet of a 30 tonner. He was chased out of the tunnel by a couple of artics as the tunnel police screamed at us through megaphones to "use the cycle path provided" oops! Next time eh?
I'd been looking forward to getting my new seat all day and had somehow managed to get through the 37 miles from Cumnock by taking copious quantities of pain killers and bum medicine. The seat was great and the relief emmense. For the first time in 3 days I didn't have shooting pains down my legs every time I turned the pedals. I was in heaven. You don't see it coming but you do feel the impact. A guy opened the door of his car, straight in to me and my beloved Fondreist. I was sent sprawling but bar the odd scratch I was fine. My bike wasn't so good. After over 700 miles and thousands in training she'd had enough. A broken gear shifter that couldn't be replaced for days and a twisted frame that meant the bike pulled violently to the right.
Bugger was one of the words that came to mind but there were plenty of others. The bike shop "Magic Cycles" in Bowling, Clydebank were brilliant. They couldn't do much but offered to loan me a bike for the rest of the trip. The bikes They had were designed for meandering along canal banks and not for the hills of The Cairngorms but at 5pm in the evening I had no choice and loaned a shopping bike from them. I chose not to take the accessories as the basket and handlebar ribbons would get wet. Top speed 10mph. Half that of the Fondy. But at least I got them to change the seat to my new padded racer seat...a stupid mistake. The bike wasn't a racer and the seating position was very different. My bum gave me hell for the next 30 miles. At one point I got off the bike, lay on the pavement with my head on my panniers not knowing what to do next. It was 16 very painful miles to Ardlui our next stop. I arrived at 9.15 and was in bed for ten after two mouthfuls of dinner.
At 2.30am and having had very little sleep I resolved to call it a day. My bum was only going to get worse and was already unbearable. The new bike would mean I'd have to stay in the seat and not be able to get relief by peddle standing. It would be brave to carry on but it would be stupid and could make me very ill. The pressure on my bladder meant that I had to go to the toliet very regularly. I made the tough decision to call it a day. I'm sure that in the future I'll look back and kick myself as I was so close. I was fit enough and managed my nutrition well but I failed to listen to my body. I'd known there was a problem since Kirkby Lonsdale and should have changed my seat then.
So this morning Chris and Eddie cycled off toward Glen Coe and their eventual stop of Spean Bridge. It's a very soggy day and set to get worse and there were a whole troup of midges waiting to pounce. But they're made of strong stuff. Chris and Eddie will reach JOG on Friday. My thoughts are with them every second of the way and I'll be looking out for their continued blog on this page...
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Awhh Phil you must be gutted, you have done fantastically, I am so sorry that you've not been able to complete the trip but sounds like a very very very sensible choice given the circumstances. Anyway enjoy your well deserved rest and see you soon.
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Nige, Janice and the girls.
Phil I am so sorry. So close you must be absolutly gutted. But as ever your health is the most important consideration of all and I am sure it was a very hard decision you had to make. Have a good lay in and a long soak in a hot bath. See you soon love Clare x
ReplyDeleteA big shame mate as you were doing so well. You've made the right decision as it's not worth crippling yourself and plus you wouldn't have enjoyed ridding the shopping trolley.
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Jonny, Sharne and James.
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ReplyDeleteHey Phil
ReplyDelete" tis Better to have tried and failed than never to have tried at all"
Well done and remember we'll all be routing for you next year on LEBLOG2012
Have a quick recovery and all the very best .... in no particular order .....
Rick Stein
Chris Evans
Jennifer Aniston
Lance Armstrong
Jan Ullrich
Maurizio Fondriest (shame'a about da bike)
Kerry Katona (love ya)
Mark Croft
Ryan Giggs
Sir Sean Connery
Sir Alex Ferguson
Sir Chris Hoy
Andy Murray (been there and it's tough!)
Dale Winton
Helen Baines (Knit & Natter)
Prof Stephen Hawking
Lenoard Nimoy
Scottie
Anne Robinson
Matt Allwright & sidekick Dan Penteado
Drive carefully
WEST YORKSHIRE POLICE
CUMBRIA CONSTABULARY
Deutcshe Post
Orange (Payments & Billing Department)
Google Earth
NASA
CIA
ALDI
HM Revenue & Customs
Herman Muster
The Krankies
Woody Wood & The Bay City Boys
Gordon Ramsey
Ewen McGregor
Nick Berry
Alex Salmond MSP MP
Jim 'Midge' Ure
The Big Yin
and Anne ... HRH The Princess Royal
You managed what most folk would not even have tried. Well done. See you soon.
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Pips we are absolutely gutted for you. Hopefully you have enjoyed some f the trip. We have certainly enjoyed the blogs. Eddie now gets your portions as well so he is sorted. Get yourself a rubber ring for your bott. Hope to see you soon. Don't despair as many of us talk about doing such things but never bother. SO VERY PROUD OF ALL YOU. Alex and Ian
ReplyDeletePhil, What rotten luck after all that effort. Why not get the offending saddle stuffed and mounted on your wall... Brilliant that you even tried to continue on that pixie bike. Maybe see you for a revenge trip next year? We'll cheer Eddie and Chris onwards to the finish line meanwhile.
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LongHouse Pete & Lorely
Hi Eddie, Wishing you all the best on the last stretch. Hope all goes well. See you soon.
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Paul