A one thousand mile cycle ride from Lands End to John O'Groats in support of The British Heart Foundation accompanied by two guys who should know better, an ageing bike and a swarm of enthusiastic Scotish midges.
Now Campbeltown Loch is a beautiful place, But the price of the whisky is grim. How nice it would be if the whisky was free And the Loch was filled up to the brim.
Oh! Campbeltown Loch, Ah wish ye were whisky! Campbeltown Loch, Och Aye! Campbeltown Loch, I wish ye were whisky! Ah wid drink ye dry.
Well done fellas Francis Martin Patrick "Frankie" Boyle
Hey is that Bruce Springsteen with the red bandana on head and pint pot in hand?
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Now Campbeltown Loch is a beautiful place,
ReplyDeleteBut the price of the whisky is grim.
How nice it would be if the whisky was free
And the Loch was filled up to the brim.
Oh! Campbeltown Loch, Ah wish ye were whisky!
Campbeltown Loch, Och Aye!
Campbeltown Loch, I wish ye were whisky!
Ah wid drink ye dry.
Well done fellas
Francis Martin Patrick "Frankie" Boyle
Hey Chris
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ReplyDeleteAll the best boys it makes me proud to be British!
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